Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

bubbabucktooth@country.com
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-Charles
--Oren
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bubbabucktooth@country.com
2008-07-12 14:16:29
Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

Some of the telephone poles in my neighborghood have these gray
painted beer kegs on them. The only problem is they got wires going
to them and no tapper. We got one in our yard so after getting drunk
I got out my aluminum extensium ladder yesterday and went up there to
take a look. It looks like all I got to do is drill a hole in the
side, near the bottom, and screw in a tap. I thought about removing
the wires but they go to my house so I suppose the house keeps that
pole from falling over or the keg from falling off the pole when it
gets windy. I plan to go up there today again and drill the hole for
my tapper. Then it's free beer till it runs dry.

I know they put those up there for the guys from the phone company so
they got something to drink while they are working on the poles. I
bet they get thirsty being so high. Does anyone know how often they
refill those kegs? Soon I hope.

Bubba

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mm
2008-07-12 15:29:24
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:16:29 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

>Some of the telephone poles in my neighborghood have these gray
>painted beer kegs on them. The only problem is they got wires going
>to them and no tapper.

Come on, man. Haven't you ever seen an electronic beer tap before?

You probably watch tv with a rabbit ears too, or at most cheap cable.

If you get the Extreme Cable - Saturday Night package, you get all the
basic and premium channels plus Free "pay-per-view", and a CB2000
cable beer modem.

You are only billed for the amount of beer you drink (and your
friends, becaue you'll be the most popular guy in the union hall after
you get this.

> We got one in our yard so after getting drunk
>I got out my aluminum extensium ladder yesterday and went up there to
>take a look. It looks like all I got to do is drill a hole in the
>side, near the bottom, and screw in a tap.

They'll catch you. They know in real time how much is in the barrel
and how much has been used by subscribers. Don't be a thief.
Subscribe.

>I thought about removing
>the wires but they go to my house so I suppose the house keeps that
>pole from falling over or the keg from falling off the pole when it
>gets windy. I plan to go up there today again and drill the hole for
>my tapper. Then it's free beer till it runs dry.
>
>I know they put those up there for the guys from the phone company so
>they got something to drink while they are working on the poles. I
>bet they get thirsty being so high. Does anyone know how often they
>refill those kegs? Soon I hope.
>
>Bubba

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Charles
2008-07-12 18:14:45
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:bo0i74l2d2b8f74d810k4d41uk3tb84a62@4ax.com...
> Some of the telephone poles in my neighborghood have these gray
> painted beer kegs on them. The only problem is they got wires going
> to them and no tapper. We got one in our yard so after getting drunk
> I got out my aluminum extensium ladder yesterday and went up there to
> take a look. It looks like all I got to do is drill a hole in the
> side, near the bottom, and screw in a tap. I thought about removing
> the wires but they go to my house so I suppose the house keeps that
> pole from falling over or the keg from falling off the pole when it
> gets windy. I plan to go up there today again and drill the hole for
> my tapper. Then it's free beer till it runs dry.
>
> I know they put those up there for the guys from the phone company so
> they got something to drink while they are working on the poles. I
> bet they get thirsty being so high. Does anyone know how often they
> refill those kegs? Soon I hope.
>
> Bubba

If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.

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Oren
2008-07-12 15:30:38
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:14:45 -0400, "Charles"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> Bubba
>
>If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
>amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.
>

If he talks down to other Bubbas, cut his nuts off! Leave the mic off.

I suppose he won't make a good pimple on a good Bubba's ass.

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Charles
2008-07-12 18:33:46
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

"Oren" <Oren@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:14:45 -0400, "Charles"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>> Bubba
>>
>>If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
>>amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.
>>
>
> If he talks down to other Bubbas, cut his nuts off! Leave the mic off.

Jessie Jackson surely wishes now that the mic (or better yet his mouth) was
off!

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letterman@invalid.com
2008-07-12 17:37:03
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:33:46 -0400, "Charles"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>
>"Oren" <Oren@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>news:6qbi74h1ij7c0c0o09a0uj1cn84kr9jrji@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:14:45 -0400, "Charles"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>> Bubba
>>>
>>>If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
>>>amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.
>>>
>>
>> If he talks down to other Bubbas, cut his nuts off! Leave the mic off.
>
>Jessie Jackson surely wishes now that the mic (or better yet his mouth) was
>off!
>

Yeah, but many of us wish George Bush SENIOR's dick was turned OFF
when he created that idiot in the whitehouse.

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Oren
2008-07-12 15:55:38
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:37:03 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

>On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:33:46 -0400, "Charles"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Oren" <Oren@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>news:6qbi74h1ij7c0c0o09a0uj1cn84kr9jrji@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:14:45 -0400, "Charles"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Bubba
>>>>
>>>>If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
>>>>amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.
>>>>
>>>
>>> If he talks down to other Bubbas, cut his nuts off! Leave the mic off.
>>
>>Jessie Jackson surely wishes now that the mic (or better yet his mouth) was
>>off!
>>
>
>Yeah, but many of us wish George Bush SENIOR's dick was turned OFF
>when he created that idiot in the whitehouse.

How many of you?!

Stop comparing dicks! You should later adjust.

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larry
2008-07-13 09:41:39
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles & other Texas tales

Oren wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:37:03 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:33:46 -0400, "Charles"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Oren" <Oren@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>> news:6qbi74h1ij7c0c0o09a0uj1cn84kr9jrji@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:14:45 -0400, "Charles"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> Bubba
>>>>> If you think you are charming, engaging, entertaining or even a little bit
>>>>> amusing, it's obvious that you are NOT.
>>>>>
>>>> If he talks down to other Bubbas, cut his nuts off! Leave the mic off.
>>> Jessie Jackson surely wishes now that the mic (or better yet his mouth) was
>>> off!
>>>
>> Yeah, but many of us wish George Bush SENIOR's dick was turned OFF
>> when he created that idiot in the whitehouse.
>
> How many of you?!
>
> Stop comparing dicks! You should later adjust.
>
>

Our Dallas education system needs some science ed. (It
can't be taught unless it has creationism in it)

Our county judges don't know the difference between a black
hole (where traffic tickets/payments are being lost) and a
black asshole.

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Oren
2008-07-12 15:47:33
Re: Beer Kegs on Telephone Poles

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