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Carl Dau
2008-02-04 05:02:13
What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???
A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.
I swear, this burger was from HELL.
What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
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PeterLucas
2008-02-04 15:57:54
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Carl Dau <[email protected]> wrote in news:6b5d83d7-d493-4339-
[email protected]:
> A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
> with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>
> It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
> bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
> destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
> in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
> severely burned my asshole.
LOL!! We call that a 'Ringburner Burger'.
>
> I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>
> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
>
Satay Calamari right up in the Highlands of Malaysia.
If one possessed a reasonable thought back in those days, one would have
said...... "Hang on, it's 1975, and it takes 4 days for anything to get
from the coast up to here...... and the Malays don't go much on
refrigeration!!"
But......... I ended up with a slight stomach ache...... a couple of
farts and a good dump later and I was fine.
4 of my mates who had the same food ended up in hospital :-)
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
You will travel through the valley of rejection;
you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your
home,
though it will not be where you left it.
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kilikini
2008-02-04 15:36:22
Re: What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???
"Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
> with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>
> It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
> bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
> destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
> in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
> severely burned my asshole.
>
> I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>
> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body like
*that* before! :~)
kili <---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. Yikes!
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PeterLucas
2008-02-04 23:24:22
Re: What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???
"kilikini" <[email protected]> wrote in
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>>
>> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
>
> I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
> good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body
> like *that* before! :~)
>
Well, that killed any thought I may have had about having breakfast!!
I'll have to stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes and go
"Lalalalalalalalalalalala........." from now on!! :-)
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
You will travel through the valley of rejection;
you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home,
though it will not be where you left it.
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kilikini
2008-02-04 20:13:08
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"PeterLucas" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "kilikini" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:47a77747$0$8633$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>
>>>
>>> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
>>
>> I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
>> good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body
>> like *that* before! :~)
>>
>
>
>
> Well, that killed any thought I may have had about having breakfast!!
>
> I'll have to stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes and go
> "Lalalalalalalalalalalala........." from now on!! :-)
>
Sorry, Peter! LOL.
kili
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Michael "Dog3"
2008-02-05 00:13:59
Re: What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???
"kilikini" <[email protected]> dropped this
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> "Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:6b5d83d7-d493-4339-8623-d552dc9e5c10@e23g2000prf.googlegroups.com.
> ..
>> A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
>> with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>>
>> It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
>> bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
>> destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
>> in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
>> severely burned my asshole.
>>
>> I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>>
>> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
>
> I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
> good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body
> like *that* before! :~)
>
> kili <---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. Yikes!
Ewwwww... I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that ;)
Without a doubt the worst I ever ate was this stuff called burgoo. It's
like a big stew that is cooked in this big kettle outdoors overnight. It
was really good until, as you also said, the next day.
Michael
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Myrl Jeffcoat
2008-02-04 17:15:52
Re: What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???
On Feb 4, 12:36 pm, "kilikini" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:6b5d83d7-d493-4339-8623-d552dc9e5c10@e23g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
> > with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>
> > It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
> > bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
> > destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
> > in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
> > severely burned my asshole.
>
> > I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>
> > What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???
>
> I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
> good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body like
> *that* before! :~)
>
> kili <---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. Yikes!
Tell me you were in Puerto Vallarta??? - I had a VERY similar
experience!
Myrl
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